VickyC.me

Guys often get told that they’re assholes or crass – especially when they’re yelling at you in the street.. But, to be completely honest, girls are MUCH worse than guys.

I was just at the grocery store, minding my own business, buying some bits and pieces for supper. When I got to the checkout, I found myself standing behind a girl – probably around my age. Suddenly, she turned around, and gave me what I can only describe as being “the mean bitch, look up-and-down, death stare”. I actually turned around to see if this mean-bitch-death-stare was directed at some poor soul behind me.. But alas, there was no one there. It was definitely intended for me.

Now, I’m not the confrontational type at all. Even if there were no English/Hungarian language barrier, I wouldn’t have said anything. I figure I’d be a loser and write a blog post about it instead! (Insert smart-ass “the pen is mightier than the sword” comment here).

Ok, so now that we’ve concluded that I’m a chicken, back to my point. What the hell makes people give people the stare-down like that?! I mean, honestly, it was as if she’d caught me trying to pick up her boyfriend OR like we’d been at the same club wearing THE SAME OUTFIT! ¡Qué escándalo! Then I’d *maybe* understand the reason behind having a death stare thrown my way. But at the grocery store?! Was she serious?! Well, yes, actually; she was definitely serious!

Maybe she was giving me the stare down because I looked like crap compared to her and her bleached hair extensions, and her “Szolárium” tan, and her fake eyelashes and 60lbs of makeup. That must be it. How dare I stand so close to such an exquisite specimine of female beauty?! What was I thinking?!

Oh no, She must have been on her way to the Louvre to replace the Venus de Milo as the personification of grace and elegance – I mean, clearly, she’s the epitome of beauty.. AND she has arms!

And once again, back to my point. Girls are mean. You don’t see guys giving other guy the stare down and muttering stuff like “dude’s highlights look like a busted piece of roadkill landed on his head”, or “eww, homeboy left his house with a nail extension missing?! Yuck!”, or “ugh, look at this trick, streetwalker much?!”.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why girls are mean. Because, clearly, I am just as bad as the girl in the store who gave me the death stare. But, after venting, I do feel better! Although, I do still hope that she chipped a nail opening the ice cream she brought.

Tags: Beauty, Elegance, Female, Girls Are Mean, Grace Mean, Mean Girls, Venus de Milo, VickyC, VickyC.me

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