The Wine Rack Bra.. OMG
Posted by VickyC on July 17th, 2010
From the guys who brought you “The Beer Belly”, comes “The Wine Rack” – a bra with a sippy straw that can hold 750 ml of liquid.
Image from BaronBob.com
Really?! I mean, who wants body-temperature wine?! Yuck!
And I guess you’d have to be careful to stay away from sharp corners too… :s
Ok, I realise that this is a gag gift and all, but still.. This is a quote from the Wine Rack web page:
Take a bottle of wine, a mixed drink or even a fifth of your favorite hard stuff to the movies, concerts, ball games, even PTA meetings. Sporting a rack that will turn heads and serving a beverage that will have guys standing in line for a sip of your secret stash!
With simple blow into the tube it’s easy to keep that full look even as you drink from your secret stash.
Firstly, PTA meetings?! Wouldn’t the other parents be suspicious? You roll in with a larger than normal chest.. and then as the meeting progresses, you start slurring your words and acting a fool – all the while, your noticeably larger chest seems to be diminishing at an increasingly rapid rate.. Wouldn’t that raise a few eyebrows and earn you a few side-eyes?!
And the whole “re-inflating” thing seems like quite a bad idea.. It makes me think of those juice boxes you would have as a kid.. When you blow into them when there is still liquid inside, the pressure of all of the air you blew in forces the juice out of the straw – making a rather large mess (and earning you a telling off from your mum).
I can see the same thing happening here. You’ve drank half the “juice” from your bra and go a bit over the top blowing into the sippy straw… before you know it, there’s booze everywhere. And then drunk people will start following the smell of booze that will be permeating from you. Not a good look.
If this isn’t your style, maybe you might find the Instant Lift Under Bra more to your liking.. My advice, just stick with a good old fashioned push up bra.. If it aint broke, don’t go inventing a weird new one!
Tags: Bra, VickyC, VickyC.me, Wine, Wine Rack Bra
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