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Really?! I mean, who wants body-temperature wine?! Yuck!

And I guess you’d have to be careful to stay away from sharp corners too… :s

Ok, I realise that this is a gag gift and all, but still.. This is a quote from the Wine Rack web page:

Take a bottle of wine, a mixed drink or even a fifth of your favorite hard stuff to the movies, concerts, ball games, even PTA meetings. Sporting a rack that will turn heads and serving a beverage that will have guys standing in line for a sip of your secret stash!

With simple blow into the tube it’s easy to keep that full look even as you drink from your secret stash.

Firstly, PTA meetings?! Wouldn’t the other parents be suspicious? You roll in with a larger than normal chest.. and then as the meeting progresses, you start slurring your words and acting a fool – all the while, your noticeably larger chest seems to be diminishing at an increasingly rapid rate.. Wouldn’t that raise a few eyebrows and earn you a few side-eyes?!

And the whole “re-inflating” thing seems like quite a bad idea.. It makes me think of those juice boxes you would have as a kid.. When you blow into them when there is still liquid inside, the pressure of all of the air you blew in forces the juice out of the straw – making a rather large mess (and earning you a telling off from your mum).

I can see the same thing happening here. You’ve drank half the “juice” from your bra and go a bit over the top blowing into the sippy straw… before you know it, there’s booze everywhere. And then drunk people will start following the smell of booze that will be permeating from you. Not a good look.

If this isn’t your style, maybe you might find the Instant Lift Under Bra more to your liking.. My advice, just stick with a good old fashioned push up bra.. If it aint broke, don’t go inventing a weird new one!

I figured posts to do with boobs and clothes would bring in more readers from both the male and female demographic..

I saw this picture yesterday morning of Sophia Loren looking rather fabulous. At 75, she was rocking a minidress, showing some (presumably surgically enhanced) cleavage, with gorgeous legs… Behold:

Apparently, Ms Loren once said, “A woman’s outfit should be like a barbed-wire fence – serving its purpose without obstructing the view” – well this outfit certainly fits the bill! I think when your legs look as good as this, the “no mini-dresses over 45″ rule is out of the window.

But speaking of barbed-wire fences and things that serve their purpose without obstructing any view, let get back to our word of the day. Guys, instead of telling a girl, “hey, nice boobs”, why not consider something like “your decolletage is simply delightful”. Here you have alliteration and nice, uncrass compliment all in one!

Ok, so there is a new decolletage enhancing product that became available in the UK this week – The Instant Lift Under Bra. You wear it with your bra and supposedly, it gives a subtle, natural lift to the bust. It is also designed to make the wearer have better posture. Check out a before and after picture, and see how happy the model is with a more defined cleavage! Maybe the bra somehow attaches itself to her smile muscles too…?

So, what magical contraption is able to do this?! Well, it looks a bit confusing, and I’m sure most guys won’t be too happy with having hooks in both the back AND front, but I’m sure they’ll eventually figure it out!

So guys, just beware.. There may be more hooks to deal with that you initally believed there to be. I always felt a bit bad for guys.. You see a girl looking all done up normally, and then you wake up next to them one morning and they look completely different with no make up on.. or it’s half smeared across her face and the rest is on your Egyptian Cotton sheets.. If you think about it, us girls get our hair coloured and extended, tips on our nails, wear push up bras and high heels, and Spanx. I mean, it’s false advertising really isn’t it!

I can’t imagine it’s too comfortable. And someone with *really* big boobs wouldn’t be able to wear it, as their boobs would end up being in their neck – which isn’t really desirable either.

And this device looks a bit like a parachute harness or one of those police gun holding, holster things or one of those child harnesses that mothers put on their toddlers.. To be quite honest, it looks like a woman woke up one morning and accidentally tried to put her bra on backwards and found that it worked better that way!

Realism is so much better than architecture..? What do you think?